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		<title>Dear people of Europe</title>
		<link>http://unlikelydiplomat.com/2013/04/11/dear-people-of-europe/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Apr 2013 12:14:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Please for the love of god, stop making me bag my own groceries. I&#8217;m already stressed out by the language barrier, and worried that I forgot to weigh my produce, and feeling sheepish about my conspicuously large, undoubtably American-size haul of goods. Oh, and I&#8217;m probably not feeling too good about the toddler screaming in [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=unlikelydiplomat.com&#038;blog=10998221&#038;post=1855&#038;subd=unlikelydiplomat&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">Cart chaos.</media:title>
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		<title>Caption contest!</title>
		<link>http://unlikelydiplomat.com/2013/03/27/caption-contest/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Mar 2013 12:35:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Don&#8217;t even bother trying to translate. Just come up with your own caption for the giant billboard of (dog? human?) poop. Filed under: Uncategorized<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=unlikelydiplomat.com&#038;blog=10998221&#038;post=1857&#038;subd=unlikelydiplomat&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>In case you were wondering</title>
		<link>http://unlikelydiplomat.com/2013/03/05/in-case-you-were-wondering-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Mar 2013 07:53:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jfwillson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is how you pronounce &#8220;meme&#8221;: &#160; And just for my wine snob Husband, how you also pronounce &#8220;Chateauneuf-du-Pape&#8221;: Filed under: Uncategorized<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=unlikelydiplomat.com&#038;blog=10998221&#038;post=1847&#038;subd=unlikelydiplomat&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Out of the loop.</title>
		<link>http://unlikelydiplomat.com/2013/03/04/out-of-the-loop/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Mar 2013 12:35:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jfwillson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of the little-known benefits of living abroad is that you are relatively cut off from American pop culture. It leaves more space in your brain, space you can hopefully designate for foreign language skills. Unfortunately this also means that our current American cultural context is pretty much limited to a dusty mental time capsule [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=unlikelydiplomat.com&#038;blog=10998221&#038;post=1837&#038;subd=unlikelydiplomat&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Because nothing says wellness like processed pork.</title>
		<link>http://unlikelydiplomat.com/2013/02/27/because-nothing-says-wellness-like-processed-pork/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2013 13:21:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember how I said the dairy aisle in Parisian grocery stores was ridiculously stocked with 1500 different kinds of yogurt and cream? Well in Vienna, the aisles are resplendent with every kind of processed meat you could imagine. There&#8217;s fresh wurst and salami and hotdogs galore. The deli counter is the most popular spot in [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=unlikelydiplomat.com&#038;blog=10998221&#038;post=1834&#038;subd=unlikelydiplomat&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Hey there big fella.</title>
		<link>http://unlikelydiplomat.com/2012/12/17/hey-there-big-fella/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2012 19:51:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jfwillson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Imagine walking through the magical streets of Vienna at Christmastime, finishing a little shopping in the busy museum quarter. Intricate lights hang across every block,  snow has dusted every tree, and there are chestnuts roasting on every corner. The spicy sweet smell of mulled wine drifts from the little wooden sheds where shoppers take a [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=unlikelydiplomat.com&#038;blog=10998221&#038;post=1822&#038;subd=unlikelydiplomat&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>And then, there was light&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://unlikelydiplomat.com/2012/12/12/and-then-there-was-light/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2012 14:28:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jfwillson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Radiating from my television screen! HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH! HAL-LEYYYYYYYYYYY-LU-JAH! Yes, I have been TV-less for more than 4 months now. Which is not such a bad thing, unless you&#8217;re cooped up with 2 small children while the alpine winds whip through your city and it only hits a balmy 25 degrees outside at noon before it gets dark [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=unlikelydiplomat.com&#038;blog=10998221&#038;post=1819&#038;subd=unlikelydiplomat&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Good morning Vienna!</title>
		<link>http://unlikelydiplomat.com/2012/10/29/good-morning-vienna/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2012 06:42:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jfwillson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As everyone back home battens down the hatches for Frankenstorm, I&#8217;d just like to point out that it&#8217;s snowing here. In October. For the second time. Just sayin. Apologies for the radio silence, but Cletus finally made his way into the world 2 weeks ago and we&#8217;ve been a bit preoccupied with diapers and boob [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=unlikelydiplomat.com&#038;blog=10998221&#038;post=1807&#038;subd=unlikelydiplomat&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Why I almost ran the stroller off the sidewalk today.</title>
		<link>http://unlikelydiplomat.com/2012/10/12/why-i-almost-ran-the-stroller-off-the-sidewalk-today/</link>
		<comments>http://unlikelydiplomat.com/2012/10/12/why-i-almost-ran-the-stroller-off-the-sidewalk-today/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Oct 2012 18:57:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jfwillson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why yes, I do have hunger! Hunger for an XL American burger! At a diner that apparently hired Chef Boyardee to do all the cooking. I will be eating here as soon as possible. Filed under: Uncategorized<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=unlikelydiplomat.com&#038;blog=10998221&#038;post=1804&#038;subd=unlikelydiplomat&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">so wrong, yet so right</media:title>
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		<title>Gettin my mojo back.</title>
		<link>http://unlikelydiplomat.com/2012/09/20/gettin-my-mojo-back/</link>
		<comments>http://unlikelydiplomat.com/2012/09/20/gettin-my-mojo-back/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2012 12:24:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jfwillson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve been in Vienna for nearly 2 months now, and you&#8217;re probably wondering where all the exciting posts about what to see and what to eat are. Well, I&#8217;m sad to report that there hasn&#8217;t been much time for exploring the city, other than the excellent public parks and playgrounds, thanks to a certain one-year-old [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=unlikelydiplomat.com&#038;blog=10998221&#038;post=1780&#038;subd=unlikelydiplomat&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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