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photo!)</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-03T11:32:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2014/05/05/austria-knows-playgrounds/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/20140329_170432.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140329_170432</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-21T13:13:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2012/11/16/vocab-friday-geburtshilfe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/img_3780.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Inmate 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you Wikipedia!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-17T06:37:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2013/12/05/rejoice-gluhwein-season-is-upon-us/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/img_4009.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4009</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-17T06:37:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2013/12/06/krampus-is-coming-for-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/krampus_at_perchtenlauf_klagenfurt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Krampus_at_Perchtenlauf_Klagenfurt</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-17T06:37:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2014/03/03/faschinating/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140301_105902.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fasching</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-17T06:37:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2014/03/04/that-time-i-slid-down-a-giant-barrel-of-wine/</loc><lastmod>2014-04-17T06:36:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2014/04/16/funkenfest/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/unnamed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>light 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up</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-16T19:53:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2012/10/12/why-i-almost-ran-the-stroller-off-the-sidewalk-today/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/hunger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>so wrong, yet so right</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-03T20:19:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2013/07/01/what-the-fork/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/img_5037.jpg</image:loc><image:title>what the fork</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-03T20:13:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/02/25/vocab-friday-earmuffs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/paris_restaurants9_cnt_25nov09_mag_b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thank you Conde Nast Traveler</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-31T09:14:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2012/09/26/eis/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/eis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eis</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-30T09:37:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/02/16/dog-sledding-hard-dangerous-and-more-poo-breaks-than-youd-expect/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/img_1225.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sweet geebus don't let me die!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/img_1224.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hey guys, let's go slooooooow</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/img_1212.jpg</image:loc><image:title>His name was Cujo. Just kidding. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-07T13:43:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2012/10/05/vocab-friday-sauerrahm/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/sauer-rahm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sauer rahm</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-11T02:17:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2012/08/31/sometimes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/img_3702.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Much smarter than she looks. I swear. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-27T19:59:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2012/09/07/vocab-friday-it-certainly-does-suck/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/img_3715.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wait...you want me to do WHAT? </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/img_3714.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3714</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-19T13:34:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2012/08/24/vocab-friday-21/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-02T05:53:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2012/02/06/weekend-getaway/</loc><lastmod>2012-08-10T20:11:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2012/07/30/first-impressions/</loc><lastmod>2012-08-10T20:10:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2012/07/20/vocab-friday-goodbyes-and-hellos/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/img_3229.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wait! come back!</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-10T20:09:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2012/08/06/vocab-friday-first-geburtstag/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/img_3498.jpg</image:loc><image:title>reflecting on the past year</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-10T20:09:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2012/06/29/vocab-friday-its-baaaaaaaack/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-04T02:16:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2012/06/07/how-to-impress-the-in-laws/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/dccowboys3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>exactly what I walked through with my mother-in-law</image:title><image:caption>photo: 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babe</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/mignonne.jpg</image:loc><image:title>my babe</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/baberuth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Babe</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-05T02:04:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2012/01/24/ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhklahoma/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/img_2928.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Expect to see this picture in every post</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/img_2925.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sweeeeeet baby jesus in velvet chaps</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/img_2923.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Meers is where 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fun!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/img_2910.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2910</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-05T02:04:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2012/01/30/go-ahead-stand-in-line-at-georgetown-cupcake/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/img_29621.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2962</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-05T02:03:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2012/02/23/i-always-wanted-to-wear-a-uniform/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/mom-uniform.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mom uniform</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-05T02:03:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2012/02/27/oscar-couch-commentary/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-05T02:02:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2012/03/13/the-root-of-my-madness/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-05T02:02:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2012/04/11/number-two/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/img_3080.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Who...does...Number...Two...work...for?!</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-05T02:02:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2012/04/24/deep-thoughts/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-05T02:01:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2012/05/04/boob-envy/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-07T20:34:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2012/01/16/im-alive-2/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-16T14:55:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/12/21/home/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-29T14:13:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/12/09/one-week-left/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/img_2705.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oh, hey Sacre Coeur!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/img_2819.jpg</image:loc><image:title>damn you and your festive decorations!</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-09T14:49:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/12/05/ive-been-busy-counting-my-gray-hairs/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-07T21:16:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/11/29/everything-but-the-turkey/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/img_2790.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Looks surprisingly like a shopping mall</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/img_2779.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mmmmm pig ears and sauerkraut</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/img_2767.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fabulous view</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-29T08:18:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/11/22/weekend-discovery-recap/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/img_2721.jpg</image:loc><image:title>AIEEEEEEEEEEE!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/img_2725.jpg</image:loc><image:title>have mercy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/img_2722.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oooooooh chocolat</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/img_2723.jpg</image:loc><image:title>very vanille</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/img_2720.jpg</image:loc><image:title>very swanky</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/img_2715.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dreamy view</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-22T09:25:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/11/17/afterwards-i-hope-i-discover-a-gym/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-17T15:28:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/11/16/kouign-amann/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/img_2714.jpg</image:loc><image:title>have mercy!</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-18T13:26:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/11/15/marche-des-enfants-rouges/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/img_2711.jpg</image:loc><image:title>anonyme</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/img_2712.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumbleweeds</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-15T18:18:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/11/04/i-dream-in-pepto-pink/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/9-87-bonnie-pepto-drink.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nice high-tops mom</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-15T18:21:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/11/14/one-month-of-hellos/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-17T14:46:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/11/11/au-revoir/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/img_2694.jpg</image:loc><image:title>white hooded sweaaaaaaaat shirt</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-14T11:06:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/11/07/hold-the-nutella/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-07T21:21:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/10/27/can-i-get-a-daylight-savings-up-in-here/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/img_2651.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kind of like that Magritte painting, no?</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-27T12:24:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/10/26/la-creme/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/img_2646.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Michelin man? Is that you?</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-28T07:19:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/10/18/la-ferme/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/img_2606.jpg</image:loc><image:title>those are dahlias dahling.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/img_2599.jpg</image:loc><image:title>time to get pickin! </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/img_2600.jpg</image:loc><image:title>are you noticing a green theme? </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-21T21:51:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/10/14/boob-tube/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-20T18:50:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/10/07/vocab-friday-la-honte/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/img_2547.jpg</image:loc><image:title>5 minutes before the scream heard 'round the world</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/photo-25.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Photo 25</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-07T11:45:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/10/05/moules-frites-and-one-happy-husband/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/img_2554.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mooooooules</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-05T13:14:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/10/04/true-love/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/n501672119_2374553_2869971.jpg</image:loc><image:title>i got the moves like jagger</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-26T15:52:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/09/29/the-countdown/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-07T06:53:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/09/21/my-hope-for-the-future/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/img_24081.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2408</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/img_2408.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2408</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-22T07:10:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/09/16/vocab-friday-perdante/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/img_2405.jpg</image:loc><image:title>This lunch was rudely interrupted by my breastfeeding infant</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-17T17:28:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/09/08/fine-french-dining-hospital-style/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/img_2287.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lunch</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/img_2286.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2286</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/img_2277.jpg</image:loc><image:title>breakfast</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-16T13:36:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/09/02/accouchement-part-deux/</loc><lastmod>2011-09-02T18:57:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/08/26/im-alive/</loc><lastmod>2011-08-30T18:28:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/08/12/vocab-friday-accouchement-part-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/img_2322.jpg</image:loc><image:title>le bébé</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-16T08:33:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/08/01/the-thing-about-due-dates/</loc><lastmod>2011-08-04T18:40:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/07/29/vocab-friday-je-couve/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/img_2212.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sweeeeeeet nectar of the gods</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-30T10:16:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/07/27/merci-i-think/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-28T06:32:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/07/22/vocab-friday-harry-potter-and-the-punch-in-the-face/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-25T14:31:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/07/20/things-are-getting-crazy-around-here/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/img_2207.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2207</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-27T02:02:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/05/27/vocab-friday-seriously/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/img_1432.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yes, I get it. They're big. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-19T14:02:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/07/18/excuses-excuses/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/img_2203.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2203</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-18T16:14:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/06/30/scotty-always-one-for-drama/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-15T08:17:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/07/13/disorienting/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/img_2186.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I would lose my mind in Alaska</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-14T18:35:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/07/12/i-went-to-see-monets-house-zzzzzzzzzzz/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/img_2190.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eh, lily pond</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-12T17:59:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/07/08/vocab-friday-party-crashing-glee/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/kitchen-crashing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kitchen crashing</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/gleeking-out-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gleeking out 3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/food.jpg</image:loc><image:title>food</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/party-crasher.jpg</image:loc><image:title>party crasher</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-11T19:11:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/07/08/parisian-pregnancy-privileges/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/bebe-and-eiffel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bebe and eiffel</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-08T16:20:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/07/01/vocab-friday-the-good-karma-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/scotty.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scotty</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-01T16:18:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/06/27/meet-scotty/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/img_1043.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1043</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-30T16:06:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/06/22/confessions-of-a-produce-snob/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/img_2185.jpg</image:loc><image:title>best sammy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-27T15:59:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/06/19/vocab-the-lazyfathers-day-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/dad-51.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dad 5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/dad-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dad 5</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-09T01:56:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/06/15/expat-woes/</loc><lastmod>2011-06-15T22:47:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/06/14/a-plea-to-fellow-tourists/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/img_2096.jpg</image:loc><image:title>weird lighting at the hotel</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/img_2141.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My private tour guide</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-14T17:31:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/06/08/a-lot-o-gelato/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/img_17001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>one of many</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/img_1794.jpg</image:loc><image:title>technically, that's sorbet</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/img_1731.jpg</image:loc><image:title>a loto gelato</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/img_1700.jpg</image:loc><image:title>first of many</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-08T16:25:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/05/30/taking-a-break/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-30T12:10:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/05/25/from-bojangles-to-burma/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/img_1615.jpg</image:loc><image:title>actually quite delicious!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/img_1588.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cue whale sounds</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-31T14:09:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/05/20/vocab-friday-les-collants/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-18T16:13:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/05/18/perplexed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/picture-1.png</image:loc><image:title>why god, whyyyyyyyyyy?!</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-23T07:27:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/05/16/crabs-french-style/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/husband-in-bib.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Husband in bib</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/paris-crabs-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>a messy, delicious compromise</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/paris-crabs-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Getting ready to lay down the marteau!</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-16T09:00:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/05/13/vocab-friday-chez-le-coiffeur/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-13T14:48:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/05/12/breakfast-of-champions/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/img_1547.jpg</image:loc><image:title>that's what I'm talkin about!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/img_1550.jpg</image:loc><image:title>golden delicious</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-16T09:31:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/05/10/i-know-what-i-am/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/img_1165.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I'm not really welcome here anymore.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-12T13:09:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/05/06/vocab-friday-aiiieeeee/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-06T16:43:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/05/02/trussardi-my-pants/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/img_1376.jpg</image:loc><image:title>what the...</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-02T10:17:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/04/29/vocab-friday-frites/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/img_15461.jpg</image:loc><image:title>taste test 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/img_15451.jpg</image:loc><image:title>taste test 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/img_1543.jpg</image:loc><image:title>friteshuis? is that you?</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-29T16:06:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/04/29/deep-thoughts-and-a-video/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-07T20:25:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/04/28/easter-in-amsterdam/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/img_1546.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Taste test 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/img_1545.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Taste test 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/img_1483.jpg</image:loc><image:title>all tulip gardens should include beer</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/img_1410.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ohhhh double dutch</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/img_1398.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cake for breakfast? bien sur!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/img_1391.jpg</image:loc><image:title>apple pastry pit stop</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-28T13:26:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/04/22/vocab-friday-paques/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/img_1383.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Boooyah!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/img_1377.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Easter Dover sole? </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/img_1384.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The mystical Easter dinosaur</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/img_1381.jpg</image:loc><image:title>better than Peeps</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/img_1385.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the true meaning of Easter</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-22T16:32:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/04/20/seating-hierarchy-in-the-jardin-du-luxembourg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/luxembourg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hear the collective sigh of relaxation?</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-20T20:36:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/04/19/i-cant-stop-thinking-about-poussettes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/image_gallery.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>the haunting qualities of the bugaboo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-20T04:21:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/04/13/dear-tom/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-13T10:03:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/04/11/joyeux-anniversaire-big-daddy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/n1406976_33622762_4415.jpg</image:loc><image:title>still going strong</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-11T10:51:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/04/11/je-suis-desolee/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-11T15:08:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/04/04/as-if-this-city-needed-any-help-in-the-love-department/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/not-to-be-confused-with-mclovin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Not to be confused with McLovin</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-08T07:10:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/04/06/a-glorious-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/img_1371.jpg</image:loc><image:title>belly sunning</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/img_1364.jpg</image:loc><image:title>strollin</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/img_1368.jpg</image:loc><image:title>strolling</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/img_1365.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lounging</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/img_1361.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yes please</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-15T15:26:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/04/01/vocab-friday-creepy-crawly-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/img_1360.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the horror! the horror!</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-01T13:07:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/03/30/im-home-from-home/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/cornichons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I could eat 6 jars of these. Even when not preggo.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-31T23:53:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/03/23/folie-de-mars/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/folie-de-mars.jpg</image:loc><image:title>merde</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-23T13:42:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/03/15/so-thats-where-baby-mannequins-come-from/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/mannequins-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OOOOH LA LA!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/mannequins-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oooh la la...</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/mannequins-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mannequins 1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-23T13:01:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/03/18/travel-alert/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-19T13:30:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/03/14/brain-drain/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-14T15:41:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/03/11/vocab-friday-march-madness/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/img_1348.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Were you expecting brackets?</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-11T17:34:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/03/10/the-real-cosi/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-11T16:52:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/03/07/behold/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/img_1345.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ooooohhhhhh yes</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-08T14:56:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/03/04/vocab-friday-boulder-holder/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/img_0215.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Like these. But much, much bigger. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-07T11:21:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/03/02/cest-pas-possible/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/picture-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>holy sh*t!</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-02T10:14:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/02/28/a-perfect-sunday-in-the-10th/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/img_1337.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Possibly the coolest bar in Paris on a Sunday night.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/img_13331.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Neither is this.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/img_1333.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Neither is this. </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/img_1332.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Oh yeah. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-02T10:10:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/02/25/overheard-in-our-apartment-2-nights-ago/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-25T18:18:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/02/21/news-flash/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-21T13:24:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/02/18/vocab-friday-stupide/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-22T12:16:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/02/17/the-sweetness/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/img_1291.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Sweetness</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-17T17:30:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/02/14/happy-birthday-husband/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/img_1320.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Husband=Master Bite of Life</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/img_1319.jpg</image:loc><image:title>true love is peanut butter mousse.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-22T10:12:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/02/09/greetings-from-the-alps/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-09T09:30:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/02/04/vocab-friday-un-reve/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/img_0906.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Why hasn't this caught on in the U.S.? </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/img_0909.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Love me tender.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/img_0903.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cheese please</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/img_0901.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Breakfast of champions!</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-04T20:59:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/02/01/cocottes-and-culottes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/img_1192.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the mother of all cocottes</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-01T21:31:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/01/28/vocab-friday-snack-steaks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/master-bite.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Oh jesus in velvet pants! The Master Bite!</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-29T13:36:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/01/27/spontaneous-conception/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-28T09:43:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/01/25/hello-carrot-cake/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/hello-dollys.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bonjour crack bars!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/carrot-cake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Oh my. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-27T13:51:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/01/21/vocab-friday-a-croissant-in-the-oven/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/img_1187.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Figuratively. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-21T23:42:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/01/18/harnessing-the-power-of-pudding/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/img_1178.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Husband has a dream...and it involves Jell-O pudding. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-18T21:06:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/01/14/vocab-friday-eggs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/img_1176.jpg</image:loc><image:title>5 seconds later these were in my mouth</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/img_1173.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GET IN MAH BELLAH!</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-18T13:26:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/01/13/granny-carts-are-the-new-black/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/img_1169.jpg</image:loc><image:title>New Cart</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/img_1171.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Old Cart blowout</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/img_1170.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Old Cart</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-13T14:28:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/01/10/les-francais-demandent-justice/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/michael.jpg</image:loc><image:title>That's right! Justice for a crazy pill popping possible pedophile!</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-10T10:35:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/01/07/vocab-friday-what-the/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/img_11671.jpg</image:loc><image:title>That helps. I think.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/img_1167.jpg</image:loc><image:title>That helps. I think. </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/img_1168.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Seriously? Seriously. </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/img_1166.jpg</image:loc><image:title>friend or foe? </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-10T10:38:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/01/06/a-lesson-in-grocery-shopping/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/img_1159.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thank you geezus in velvet pants</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/img_1162.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Buy underwear with your milk!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/img_1165.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Smells like dead bodies. </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/img_11581.jpg</image:loc><image:title>France's answer to Kwik-E-Mart</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/img_1157.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brrrrrrrrrrrr</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/img_1158.jpg</image:loc><image:title>France's answer to the Kwik-E-Mart. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-06T16:50:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/01/06/breaking-news/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-06T18:27:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/01/03/forget-the-new-year-lets-talk-about-my-oven/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/img_1137.jpg</image:loc><image:title>smug SOB</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/image003.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image003</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-30T11:46:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2011/01/01/bonne-annee/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-01T15:14:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/12/27/things-that-make-you-go-hmmm/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/img_1156.jpg</image:loc><image:title>what the...</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-27T20:33:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/12/24/joyeux-noel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/dscn1764.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Santa smells like bourbon!</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-24T15:03:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/12/17/100-funny-things/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/blog-100.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oh la la!</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-17T17:40:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/11/19/its-time-to-go/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-30T11:12:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/12/10/time-to-go-back/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-10T21:24:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/12/03/today-i-am-old/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-04T03:03:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/12/01/cuisine-vs-food/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/img_1052.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mmmmm turkey lurkey</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/img_1047.jpg</image:loc><image:title>This turkey walked upright. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-02T00:30:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/11/11/a-year-of-learning/</loc><lastmod>2010-11-30T16:09:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/11/28/paris-aint-got-nothin-on-this/</loc><lastmod>2010-11-28T10:19:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/11/19/vocab-friday-chipie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/picture-21.png</image:loc><image:title>Whaaaa?</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/picture-2.png</image:loc><image:title>you know, a nice one</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-02T00:05:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/11/18/dreams-of-home/</loc><lastmod>2010-11-28T01:33:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/11/18/spot-on/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/02weather.jpg</image:loc><image:title>02weather</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/20ameliecarrie-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20ameliecarrie-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/15taxi2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>15taxi</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/15taxi1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>15taxi</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/15taxi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>15taxi</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-18T15:15:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/11/15/hidden-kitchen/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/hk-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Oh man, they ate all the pork belly.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/hidden-kitchen-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>this grainy photo does not do dinner justice</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-15T20:33:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/11/12/vocab-friday-the-rainy-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/img_1013.jpg</image:loc><image:title>helloooooo lover</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/picture-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Monday never looked so good. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-13T09:33:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/11/09/bon-anniversaire/</loc><lastmod>2010-11-12T15:06:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/06/23/oh-yes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/img-carlos-bocanegra_115553876441.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Merci Interview magazine.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-12T10:37:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/11/05/vocab-friday-pompette/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/img_0941.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-08T16:50:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/11/04/grocery-store-hate/</loc><lastmod>2010-11-09T16:42:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/11/02/bike-envy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/madsen-cycles-girl-dog-wht.gif</image:loc><image:title>Oh. My. God. Yes. </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/img_0365.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bikety bike</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-03T07:30:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/10/29/vocab-friday-une-dinde/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/buffon-georges-louis-leclerc-1770-histoire-naturelle-des-oiseaux-planches-coloriees-sans-texte-s-n-meleagris-gallo-pavo-le-dindon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>heritage turkey lurkey</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-29T15:50:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/10/28/i-dont-know-what-this-is/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/diet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Louis Vuitton Lean Cuisine?</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-29T13:52:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/10/25/please-forgive-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/66587_765685667805_18402044_42322011_3262994_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The extended Fam</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-28T18:16:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/10/12/master-bite/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/master-bite.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oh my sweet jesus in velvet pantalons!</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-21T22:33:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/10/21/do-you-ever/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-21T15:59:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/10/20/ace-ventura-detective-animaux/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/ace.jpg</image:loc><image:title>you have to tink like a dolphin!</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-20T15:36:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/10/15/vocab-friday-tante-jennie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/6826_625083455595_1406976_36545040_6713430_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Bean, wrapped up like a burrito.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-20T15:29:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/10/20/mon-dieu/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-21T12:31:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/10/09/vocab-friday-cuillere/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-10T08:20:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/10/07/how-big-daddy-does-france/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/dad1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ready for fashion week!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/dad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ready for fashion week!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/img_0851.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0851</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/img_0808.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Outfit 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/img_0791.jpg</image:loc><image:title>He'll have a Coke please.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/img_0860.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nice shoes dad. </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/img_0843.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pretty much how Dad walked around France.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-10T09:49:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/10/01/vocab-friday-mon-pere/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/backtothefuturedocbrowngreatscott.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stylin!</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-01T15:07:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/08/16/search-humor/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-01T14:06:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/09/03/vocab-friday-les-mouches/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/img_0594.jpg</image:loc><image:title>It's working! It's working!! MUUAAAHHAHAHAHHAHAAH!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/img_0591.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A deadly cocktail. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-01T14:05:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/09/11/oh-the-places-i-can-drink/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/img_0631.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Champagne: Upgrades any seat in an instant!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/img_0626.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I think heaven looks like this.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/img_0615.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bonjour Tina! </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/img_0607.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Justin really likes French wine</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/img_0606.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Napoleon, watching over the stage</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/img_0601.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Napoleon, watching over the stage.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-01T14:04:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/09/30/hangin-with-giselle/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-04T04:42:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/09/28/ah-munich/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/img_0767.jpg</image:loc><image:title>More sausage? Music to my ears. </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/img_0678.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Think he can wear those to events at the German embassy?</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/img_0768.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I don't know what this is, but it was delicious.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/img_0702.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I will totally wear this again.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/img_0701.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Why aren't all soft pretzels like that?</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-01T14:00:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/09/24/vocab-friday-oktoberfest-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/img_0651.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WUNDERBAR!</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-01T13:59:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/09/20/adventures-in-baking/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/brownies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>When I die, I want to be laid to rest on a bed of these.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/img_0648.jpg</image:loc><image:title>When I die, I want to be laid to rest on a bed of these.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/img_0637.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Just needs a little cream and salt</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/img_0636.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sugar, corn syrup, high heat - what could go wrong?</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/img_0640.jpg</image:loc><image:title>If chocolate hazelnut paste is wrong, I don't want to be right</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-08-06T03:59:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/09/17/vocab-friday-afterburn/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/books.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Avert your eyes!</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-17T12:53:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/09/16/why-i-study-french/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-18T05:34:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/09/07/labor-day-mysteries/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-07T12:53:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/09/07/in-other-news-danger-bees/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-07T14:34:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/08/31/the-anti-frites-anti-foie-gras-dinner/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/img_0588.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mal au ventre...</image:title><image:caption>After</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/img_0587.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sweet baby jesus in velvet pants!</image:title><image:caption>Before</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-31T15:36:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/03/22/test-guests-and-butter-brain/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/cheese-please.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cheese please</image:title><image:caption>We may or may not have eaten all of this cheese.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-31T08:31:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/08/27/vocab-friday-the-bees-the-bees/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-02T23:32:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/08/20/vocab-friday-fete-foraine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/img_0527.jpg</image:loc><image:title>at least we can see the Louvre from here</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/img_0499.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/img_0517.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mmmm...dad's beard</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/img_0501.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0501</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/img_0513.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Toe touch! 10 points for difficulty.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/img_0518.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0518</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/img_0521.jpg</image:loc><image:title>No words.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-20T21:42:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/05/20/re-ex-patriation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/img_0112.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I think I could get used to this.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/img_0141.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Now THAT'S a fireplace!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/img_0150.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Just a cozy hunting lodge in the country.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/img_1151-jpg.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Man, the stripey jump suit gets me every time.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/img_01021.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chateaux or these guys...you decide.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/img_0102.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chateaux or these guys - You decide.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/img_0049.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I don't get this kind of love in France.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-16T21:07:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/08/14/vocab-friday-a-little-late/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/img_0493.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I wish there was lobster inside.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/img_0489.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Crying sad tears of lobster and duck fat.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-17T07:10:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/08/13/ah-nuts/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-13T22:37:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/08/12/oh-eiffel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/img_0485.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Back on the ground, head still in the clouds</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/img_0479.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tippy top</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/img_0471.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Eiffel innards</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/img_0470.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Half way there</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/img_0466.jpg</image:loc><image:title>On the ground.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-12T15:32:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/01/24/i-just-cant-work-under-these-conditions/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/wtf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pictograms. WTF!?!?!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/easybake1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My EasyBake Oven</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-10T14:30:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/01/28/hotmilk-brassiere-or-brasserie/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-10T14:29:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/02/28/classic/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/untitled-0-00-05-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My coat</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/untitled-0-00-03-25.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dresses</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/untitled-0-00-00-06.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bags</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/untitled-0-00-00-03.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chanel baby!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/untitled-0-00-11-07.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ooh la la</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-10T14:27:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/04/03/til-death-do-us-shart/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/untitled-0-00-14-25.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The elusive Eiffel</image:title><image:caption>That's about as close as we got.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/untitled-0-00-09-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Just about sums up my time in London.</image:title><image:caption>Just about sums up my time in London.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/untitled-0-00-00-01-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Just a lovely spring day in Paris!</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-10T14:26:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/04/15/a-moment-of-unlikely-glory/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-10T14:25:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/08/10/its-only-tuesday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/img_0196.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Totally NOT a duck. Or a lobster for that matter. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-10T14:30:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/08/06/vocab-friday-degueulasse/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/img_0461.jpg</image:loc><image:title>feeeeeeeeeeeeet</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-10T14:23:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/08/06/also/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-10T14:22:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/08/02/just-a-regular-old-weekend-in-paris/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/img_0459.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hint hint</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-03T12:51:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/07/30/vocab-friday-tres-cintre/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/img_0454.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Taut like a tiger.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-16T14:42:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/07/29/sweet-dreams/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-30T15:00:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/07/20/the-french-oven-strikes-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/img_04261.jpg</image:loc><image:title>*&amp;*%#$@ OVEN!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/img_0426.jpg</image:loc><image:title>&amp;*^$*)#@ OVEN!</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-30T14:59:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/07/29/oh-and-i-saw-some-bikers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/img_0453.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mmmmm street food.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/img_0449.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Maybe Lance?</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/img_04311.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The pack, loop 1 of 8.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/img_0431.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Loop 1 of 8.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-30T17:32:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/07/23/vocab-friday-baby-jesus-edition/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-25T17:52:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/07/17/lookup-here-lookup-here/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-21T11:58:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/02/15/paris-je-taime/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/jetaime2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Je t'aime</image:title><image:caption>Image from redbubble.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-17T14:56:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/04/27/breaking-news-french-cable-companies-just-as-annoying-as-american-ones/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/photo-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sanity tastes like butter and raisins!</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-17T14:49:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/05/25/its-a-jungle-out-there/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/img_0180.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Shortly thereafter a young tomato was sacrificed to appease the Mighty Veg gods...</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/img_0178.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yeah, it's way better than funnel cake.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/img_0174.jpg</image:loc><image:title>So that's how those things grow!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/img_0173.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Apocalypse? Tourist trap? Or both?</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-17T14:47:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/07/13/summer-in-paris/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/img_0360.jpg</image:loc><image:title>parfait!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/img_0365.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I call her Betsy.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-17T14:45:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/07/01/vocab-friday-the-im-not-here-edition/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-17T14:45:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/06/08/faim-de-loup/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/mmm-crepes2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Always hungry like the wolf.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/first-baguette.jpg</image:loc><image:title>first baguette</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/video-11-0-00-20-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>French Toast in France</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/photo-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>We all know what this is.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/img_0178.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A little snack.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/img_0199.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Home made!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/img_0194.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mmmmmm rotisserie chicken...</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-17T14:44:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/07/16/vocab-friday-at-top-volume/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/alb.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>The magic sparkle microphone could bring about world peace.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-30T17:29:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/07/15/how-to-celebrate-bastille-day-in-8-easy-steps/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/img_0398.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Magic.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/img_0391.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ta-dah!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/img_0381.jpg</image:loc><image:title>So close!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/img_0380.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Clearing up</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/img_0379.jpg</image:loc><image:title>uh oh.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/img_0376.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A little Trivial distraction</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/img_0373.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snacks are good.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/img_0366.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1. Start le pique-nique. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-15T14:01:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/07/09/vocab-friday-benevole/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-11T17:19:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/07/08/im-back-and-tan/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/img_0235.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ouch.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/img_0268.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hot like white lightning!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/img_0333.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I want to go (back) to there</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/img_0273.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Husband didn't get the memo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-10T07:01:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/06/30/oops/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-07T15:05:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/06/29/first-foray-into-french-healthcare/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-30T06:45:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/06/26/next-a-pony/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/img_0229.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ain't she cute?</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-26T22:11:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/06/25/vocab-friday-the-crazy-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/img_0226.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Crazy times on a bike.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/img_0224.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Look ma! No hands!</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-25T21:17:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/06/23/crazy-town/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/anne-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Anne 3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/dunce.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Even the statues are acting silly. </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/anne-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Oh, hey Anne Hathaway!</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-25T15:47:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/06/18/vocab-friday-the-boob-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/img_0215.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bombs, a la francaise</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-18T20:11:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/06/15/showoffs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/french-poetry.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Reading French poetry.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-15T20:08:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/06/11/vocab-friday-veuve/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-14T13:55:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/06/10/what-the/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-11T14:53:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/05/21/vocab-fridays/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/chinon-not-chinois.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chinon, Not Chinois</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/g3081-jmellot-morinchinon-021.jpg</image:loc><image:title>G3081 JMellot MorinChinon 02</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/chinese-flag_1346789.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chinois</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/g3081-jmellot-morinchinon-02.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chinon</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-04T17:04:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/05/28/vocab-fridays-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/video-19-0-00-12-07.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Brocanting</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/dscn1470.jpg</image:loc><image:title>What a fine mutha....SHUT YO MOUTH!</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-04T16:54:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/06/03/drinking-and-seeing-stars/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/img_0188.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Game ball</image:title><image:caption>If you drink enough champagne, you don't think twice about buying dumb souvenirs!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/dom1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>We bow down to you Dom!</image:title><image:caption>Upon discovering champagne, Dom purportedly shouted "I'm drinking stars!" Indeed.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-04T16:52:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/02/25/just-a-humble-servant-of-the-people/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/untitled-0-00-02-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rain, rain. Go away.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-20T14:39:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/05/10/a-bientot/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-10T15:21:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/04/22/the-most-amazing-thing-i-saw-in-the-louvre/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/232323232fp6326nu325-374-44wsnrcg34496782.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>You Bump It Real Good!</image:title><image:caption>Priceless. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-22T22:35:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/04/20/mistress-of-misinformation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/learning-about-versailles1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Learning about Versailles</image:title><image:caption>Anna and Jen, learning about that time Julia Child cooked dinner for Marie Antoinette</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/learning-about-versailles.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Learning about Versailles</image:title><image:caption>Anna and Jen, learning about that time Julia Child cooked for Marie Antoinette.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/232323232fp63279nu325-374-44wsnrcg3449667332nu0mrj.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Last night was a doozy!</image:title><image:caption>A statue in the Tuileries, titled "Oh duuuude, where are my pants?"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-20T14:45:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/04/13/overheard-at-versailles-this-morning/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/232323232fp6325-nu325-374-44wsnrcg34496783732nu0mrj1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>It's all about beating the crowds</image:title><image:caption>Right before I drop kicked 3 errant tourists in the head.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/232323232fp6325-nu325-374-44wsnrcg34496783732nu0mrj.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Beating the crowds into versailles</image:title><image:caption>Right before I drop kicked three errant tourists in the head.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/4490530610_dc29837ec1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Right after I punched 3 tourists in the head.</image:title><image:caption>Right after I punched 3 tourists in the head.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-17T10:22:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/03/23/pardon-this-interruption/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-23T22:58:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/03/12/what-kind-of-shell-has-a-nut-like-this/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/dscn16131.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Oh, if it were only that simple.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/dscn1613.jpg</image:loc><image:title>It's just that easy!</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-03-17T18:54:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/03/05/le-football/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/lequipe-de-france-0-00-29-06.jpg</image:loc><image:title>French flags galore</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/untitled-0-00-16-17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Les Bleus</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-03-07T17:11:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/02/24/lost-and-found/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-24T15:56:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/02/08/hi-will-you-be-my-friend/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/photo-25.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hi! Hey there! Wait, don't go! </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-02-15T20:33:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/02/02/lay-off-me-im-starving/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-16T23:23:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/01/30/no-diamonds-but-plenty-of-diplomats-and-pantsuits/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/hillary.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hillary</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/nice-digs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nice digs</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-01-30T21:38:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/01/16/say-cheese/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/dscn18071.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mmmmmmm. Cheeeeeese.</image:title><image:caption>Cheese. It's what's for dinner.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-01-16T23:44:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/01/14/the-mean-streets-of-paris/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/dscn1623.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scary eyes.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/dscn1791.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SALE!</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-01-15T20:50:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com/2010/01/05/bienvenue-now-watch-your-step/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-15T20:49:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unlikelydiplomat.com</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2022-10-15T13:22:27+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
