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Overheard in our apartment 2 nights ago.

Me: My belly is starting to stick out, huh? Husband: Yep, totally. Me: It’s so weird! Husband: Yeah! (pause) So do you feel like your butt is getting bigger too? Me: WHAT?!? I actually liked my butt until you said that?! What the….!(&&#!*$ Husband: (looking at me honestly) No, I mean, do you feel like…