Me: My belly is starting to stick out, huh?
Husband: Yep, totally.
Me: It’s so weird!
Husband: Yeah! (pause) So do you feel like your butt is getting bigger too?
Me: WHAT?!? I actually liked my butt until you said that?! What the….!(&&#!*$
Husband: (looking at me honestly) No, I mean, do you feel like the rest of your body is ballooning out? You know, like…(puffs his cheeks out and makes a growing motion with his arms)?
Me: Do you have a death wish or something? I think we should end this line of questioning.
Husband: Um, ok. I think you look cute anyway.
Me: (shooting death stares)
Husband: I love you?