Overheard at Versailles this morning:

Right before I drop kicked 3 errant tourists in the head.

After shooting the early morning metro accordion player a death stare, pushing through a group of French preteens on a field trip, yelling at a Spanish lady meandering in front of the ticket machines to get out of the (flipping) way and finally conquering the entry line to Louis’ spectacular golden palace:

“WE ARE SO WINNING THE (FLIPPING) AMAZING RACE RIGHT NOW!”

God I’m a good tour guide.

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