People, there is some wacky stuff going on today. For starters, I’m watching soccer. And if that wasn’t weird enough, there’s actually some scoring going on! I know, I didn’t believe it at first either. But then my secret lover Landon Donovan went and made this game mildly interesting. He didn’t even have to take his shirt off!
But I wish he did.
Then over at Wimbledon, which no one’s watching because they’ve been tricked into thinking this World Cup scoring thing will continue, some guys are in the middle of a 9 hour match. 9 HOURS. Over the span of two days. At that point wouldn’t you be ready to just flip a coin or something? Rock Paper Scissors for the win? Call me a quitter, but I think I’d just as soon bean the other guy in the face and get it over with than play the 65th game of set 5. But that’s just me.
Also, apparently when you talk mad smack about your boss in a major magazine, you get fired! Bananas I tell you.
Seriously, you know the world has gone bat-shit crazy when the most normal part of my day was running into Anne Hathaway doing a photo shoot with a Rolls Royce and a great dane.
Unlikely Diplomat 
WTF. is that the champs elysee? i was just there this afternoon…. i saw nothin’
no it was right in front of the hotel de crillion! around 1:30 tho, so you were back at work I think…
hopefully we’ll see this lovely photo in the pages of vogue. with you lurking in the background with a camera. class, jenn, classy.
Where is the great dane?
Oh man, the great dane was gorgeous but he didn’t make it into any of my pics where you could actually see Anne’s face!
i have a job for you when i get back to paris. i want to hire you to help me write a series of lessons on ‘how to be funny’ for business people trying to promote their stuff but they always sound too stiff… I’m dead serious. start thinking about how you could *teach* people to be funny in step-by-step lessons … 🙂
omg…I don’t know if you can teach funny! but i could certainly make something up.
Just come up with a 5-part series, 400 words each with examples … You think i’m kidding, but i’m serious 🙂 I can add you into my business class as a technical unit people can add-on. I teach autoresponders and shopping carts, you teach ‘being funny’ or ‘being entertaining’ …
me 🙂
ok…i could do that. funny, me teaching people to be funny…!
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