…Decide to buy the sandwich with veggies and mozzarella on a whole grain baguette instead of the one with bacon and “special sauce” because you want to be healthy? And then after seeing that the next bus is 35 minutes away, decide to rent a Velib bike and pedal straight up hill all the way home, in heels, only to arrive at your doorstep sweaty and windblown, cursing your healthy sandwich and really wishing you had taken the one with extra bacon because now you’ve totally earned it?
No? No remorse at wasting a perfectly good bacon opportunity? I guess that’s just me then.