I don’t know what this is.

But I’m pretty sure I want absolutely nothing to do with it.

I was too afraid to cross the street and get a closer look, especially since I had flakes of pastry crust clinging to my sweater. But I’m going to go ahead and guess that the menu looks something like this:


  • Hot water with lemon
  • Spritz of Chanel #5


  • Louis Vuitton Lean Cuisines
  • Coffee
  • Cigarettes (unlimited)


  • Coke (not the kind you drink)
  • Enemas
  • More cigarettes

Bon appétit!


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