Caption contest!
Don’t even bother trying to translate. Just come up with your own caption for the giant billboard of (dog? human?) poop.
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Because nothing says wellness like processed pork.
Remember how I said the dairy aisle in Parisian grocery stores was ridiculously stocked with 1500 different kinds of yogurt and cream? Well in Vienna, the aisles are resplendent with every kind of processed meat you could imagine. There’s fresh wurst and salami and hotdogs galore. The deli counter is the most popular spot in…
Hey there big fella.
Imagine walking through the magical streets of Vienna at Christmastime, finishing a little shopping in the busy museum quarter. Intricate lights hang across every block, snow has dusted every tree, and there are chestnuts roasting on every corner. The spicy sweet smell of mulled wine drifts from the little wooden sheds where shoppers take a…
Why I almost ran the stroller off the sidewalk today.
Why yes, I do have hunger! Hunger for an XL American burger! At a diner that apparently hired Chef Boyardee to do all the cooking. I will be eating here as soon as possible.
Wasser
Say that with a “v” and you’ve got the best drink in town covered. I’m not just saying that because I’m pregnant and can’t drink anything else. The tap water here is exceptionally delicious, and tastes like there’s literally Evian flowing through the pipes at all times. Which makes sense, because supposedly the city water…
Instead of Vocab…
I’m going to dig up old embarrassing photos of Husband. And once we all clean up the soda that shot out of our noses after seeing that winner above, I’ll tell you why he’s banned from the community pool in our neighborhood. Surprisingly it has nothing to do with risque European swimwear. Right across the…
Unlikely Diplomat 