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Oscar couch commentary.

Here’s a representative snippet of the running commentary from our couch last night as we watched the Oscars red carpet: Me: “Holy Nick Nolte!” Husband: “Whoa. Is he drunk?” Me: “Probably.” Me: “Oh Penelope, that hairdo is no bueno.” Husband: “I bet that guy freebased cocaine on the way in.” Me: “Um, that’s Jason Segel. From…